Sunday, August 30, 2009

Time-pass!! Sec K

1st year--- Ah! Good times...(Since now i am not in your class, I can safely do this without gettin murdered!!)

Here's what we could expect all most of the 'K SEC' blokes to do during the year 2009-2010-

Caution: No Offence, Any similiarities found to any person living or dead or absconding is 'purely intentional'.(Note the words "Finally", "may")

Starting with my very own friends and me,heres what to expect-
==Akshatha Shenoy- Gives up robbing Anusha's lunch and even makes up with Ms.Sangeeta Modi.

==Anusha Kulkarni- has forgotten her way to the library because of extensive-compulsive-study-problems!!!

==Akriti Kedia- repeats her clothes like once in a ...er...urm...semester...
==Prateek Raj- Grows Taller,Stronger and Sharper!!! and Stops daydreaming about Miss M.N...(dude! shes graduating now!)

==Priyanka Manchanda- stops calling Akshatha her Lucky Charm!!

==Shonali- Starts liking the song "Tandoori Nights"! lol!

==Sahana- Gives Akshatha Kannada tutions and accompanies her in Kannada Essays to Sumit, Samarth, Shubham, Prateek...

==Yatish- Puts on wieght...

==Anand- Puts off weight!! lol... finally comes out of shock of being attacked by Nitin in EC lab!!

==Shubham- Looks at the lecturer with both his eyes and a closed mouth!

==Samarth- (mosquito baba!!) stops drooling in class, starts off with basketball coaching for the whole of K section!

==Saumil- Inaugrates "d Mediocre" at Freshers day party at club FUSION!!( and is sick of scoring well-pun intended ;) )

==Sumit Agarwal- FINALLY starts talking(And so does Sam!)

==Rishika- now resistant...er..immune to 220Volts, 50Hz...

==Varun Kaundinya- ???????

==Varun VK- Brand Ambassador for the PES Eclat-No smoking Campaign

==Vivek TU-has taken up a part time job as assistant lecturer to HNS...



And now.. with all due respect to the teachers-
==Nag Sundari- Finally, FINALLY gets rid of her snake skin sarees and stops saying OK?("Ow-Gay??")

==Shabbir- becomes the "Complan Man" and is now visible to the last benchers..??..

==Anupama- was last seen at the ISE HOD's office, writing basic algorithms "five-five times"

==Miss MG (Wig)Geetha (Superb Math professor.. No jokes there..)- finds solace in Dabur Amla..

==Manjunath- All i can say is this- "If you have a gal, Leave her...!!!" LMAO!

==Ms. Sangeetha Modi- She finally, FINALLY smailes at Akshatha!! O God!! *sniff*!!...She does'nt hate me!! *Sob*!!

==Nag Bhushan- Was he even there? If yes, someone please post on him too...(Shucks! I forgot all his super-english quotes!)


Now, we have a go at the campus-
==PES Canteen- STUPIDD place, I'm going to Adigas!

==PES main entrance- Volvo-rickshaws have been arranged to help students and teachers avoid the 60` incline!

==The OAT is being renovated by the Archeological Dept of India- they want to keep this ancient adda in better condition.

==The new F-Block is renovated again with one whole wing dedicated to elevators!! (To help out Ms.Akriti Kedia!!)

==Last but not the very least- THE SECURITY GUARDS- they've forgotten totally about the ID cards, now they're paid to make sure students were N-95 masks to avert swine flu!!



So, now tht we in TELECOMM, lets all face the HNS BRIGADE with faith, courage EXCELLENCE, SERVICE and PERSISTENCE(or perseverance or wateva our motto shit says...) Amen!

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