The Quarter life Sankata

Every time I open my blog page, I silently weep for the dead commitment I made years ago to start this page. Its not Writer’s block. If there is no flow of thought, what’s a block to stop it? A friend of mine once made me realize that ‘Writer’s Block is a perception’. Hence, I decide to un-perceive my perception about a misconception.

I read my older post about being twenty, about how I (tried to ) sound mature and how it all translates to me now, 3 years later. So let’s begin with the tiny ‘Story so Far’. I have successfully completed my  B.E Telecommunications with an 8-something CGPA- not knowing anything about transmitters, but knowing fully that none of that will ever help me in my life. I am not, and will not be able to do an MBA, a fact I have accepted sorely and pacified my virgin resume that I will work on  more ‘experience’ for it to devour.  My family is a whole new compartment of the Pandora’s box, so let’s not get there. EVER. My best friends are either in another part of the country, another part of the city, another part of the industry, or quietly sulking in the other parts of my office, each battling their own fears and problems. And amidst all this mess, I have kept myself miraculously sane ( that’s what I tell myself), although I am told my personal life resume doesn't look good coz I've never been in a relationship. Bah. ‘Peoples’. 

I don’t really know, but right now I feel it’s a part of how we grow up. All your life, you grow up with no real ‘Peoples’ to credit you for the good and smart things you do or criticize you for the dumb things you do. And when you do something new later in life, suddenly there's a mob of ‘Peoples’ who are singing your praise- so much so that you fly out of Earth, never to return to the realm of being smart anymore. OR criticize you so bad, that all you want to do is curl into a ball of pity and cry yourself to sleep with your ultimate Agony Aunt- Nutella.

‘Peoples’ often tell me Puberty is a challenging phase, the mind the body and the soul develops. If I meet these ‘Peoples’ again, I will ask them to SHUT UP. It is these ‘people’ who hype puberty, and deprive you of the realization of the real changes that you go through, and weaken you for the things that lie beyond puberty- LIFE itself. I’ll tell you what is a challenging phase- Viola! The Quarter life crisis, and the million other crises we will come to face after that. You know you are Gen Y if you are facing the Mid-life crisis as the newly branded Quarter life crisis and your head is totally fucked up about so many things at the same time. Adding spice to this plethora of confusing entropy is the fact that you STILL DO NOT know what you want to do with life that’s put you in this crisis in the first place. No. It is not normal when you are talking to new friends or catching up with the ones you almost have, about what you want to do in life, how sulky you get with you are doing now, or worse, how you sulk about sulking too much in the recent past.

No offence to IT professionals. The job is bloody challenging ( I mean it), even more so,  the documentation involved ( This I mean more). My point here is that most of us DO NOT know what to do professionally. We do not know the options that the market provides for us. I have grown to realize I can be potent- I have had MANY people tell me that. But at what? Unless I figure that out, I will remain the tiny speck in a crowd of ‘Peoples’, growing into a self-loathing 40-year old advising the next batch of kids about something they are clueless about .

I will take a step up on behalf of the Gen Y kids, to recite a theory I came up with- “Every Gen Y person consciously/subconsciously Hates what she/he/it does currently  if they were asked to or made to do it (Bandwagon effect) with no real sense of direction”. I’ll take my own example, (Since this blog is about how messed up I am, your prejudice to my character will hardly matter):
I took up Science. Why? HTTP 404: File or Directory not found

I took up Engineering in Telecommunications. Why? HTTP 404: File or Directory not found

I took up the offer at a leading Tech Consulting company. Why? HTTP 404: File or Directory not found

I chose to write this blog now. Why? Because I’m angry. Angry at life, Confused with life, and just want to accept that fact and not delude myself. I have calmed down many a times telling myself that it’s not a good thing being angry, but my experience so far says that a bit of this anger is good. You need the anger. To do something disruptive, something reckless, in the hope that it will change your ways for the good.

Time Pass- part 2! Go PEShIT!!

*”guess who’s back” sings Eminem in the bg…*
(read this only if you are jobless. dont blame me later)

A new year at PESIT starting off- how can I NOT post some blah blah on my blog? One more week to college and here I am, back with my predictions for various ppl around me. 

And yeah, as usual- “The following is absolutely real and non ficticious. Its certified and verified by Paul, The octopus (the oracle you fool!). Any resemblance to any person dead or about to die is BLOODY intentional. Gimme a ring b4 coming to beat me up, I’ll hire my lawyers! “

And guys, this one’s REALLY long! So you cud just read up abt ppl u knw :P

First, with all due respect to the geeks in my branch (:D), I start off with u ppl-

·         I,me myshelph- Continues stealing food from both anushas- One, being my unlawfully wedded wife, Anusha Gargi, and the other, my galfren, Anusha “Best Machi” Kulkarni   ;-)

·         Anusha “Masakalli” Kulkarni- now better known as Kuki Shenoy( after the secret ceremony in Vietnam). Updates her looong list of…er.. wateva…  now its 217!! Wow machi! Anyway, Shes selected class rep again- this time she chooses to pick a fight with HoD! (WooHoo! Way2go! Someone get me popcorn!! :D)

·         Anusha “Teddy” Gargi- Is now frantically trying to save her marriage with me, by cooking up impossibly delicious meals, to impress me and keep me away from my galfren. Her attempts seem to work.. deliciously…! And she also starts classical singing classes for those who aim to take part in VOI :D

·         Nikhita “nikki-bhat” Kalibhat- my part-time doting daughter, part-time “louve”. She starts off her own company that deals with repairing Dead or Old CRO’s in the instrumentation Lab, from all that she earned as Leena’s SAP. (what a waste gal- u cudve sponsored my new Tupperware…)

·         Nidhi A Nidhi- “SDBJquowedfhwk3tm-HNS-HNS-HNS-3o twopjcioand.hgsxnjuqw3bdfil4ghf”- (did somebody record that?? We can replay it….slowly… SHE TALKS SO FAST!!) :P. Poor thing still can’t get over the fact that Dr. HNS has left… Sweetie… life goes on… :-|

·         Aishwarya “Balika Vadhu” Rajendran- She’s overwhelmed on being offered the female lead role in PAAA-2… Paaaaaapaaaaaa……

·         Harshitha- she donates a barrel of blood to the poor and needy in some remote part of Africa. This virtuous act helps her win MR. Bangalore Times ( She beat Akshatha Shenoy!! Whoa??!!)

·         Prateek “Colourful” Raj- “Haan Saab… aapka naam suna hai…” He’s the designer for the new brand of Mens wear. Whats special??- They’re PINK!! Yayaya!! :D *blush blush*

·         Pradyut Prateek- Buys a new oven and cooks pizzas for all of us :-D. he also takes special vaccination –he’s now immune to head cold and cough! Wow!

·         Sahana-  Her Kannada classes are now being aired on TV9.(you cud catch snippets on “Heegu Unte”?!)

·         Vivek “VTU” TU- He’s busy completing his manuscript “How to Bake Cookies using laws of motion, Backward in time”. He’s also volunteered to conduct the certificate courses, now that Dr. HNS has left…

·         Varun VK-completed his internship at Wills… :P

·         Yaaathish “VLCC” Ganguli- he’s now attached with few weights to keep himself grounded. The 6^th floor gets too windy you know… :P. Btw he’s also being chased by Coll teachers coz of his jokes in Coll mad ads team “Yum-Yum”

·         Aashik Pee- Gets a job at Radio One 94.3. twas easy coz he interned there as electrician durin hols! :P

·         Abdul “Hyderabadi” Mujeem- Replaces ‘Sultan something’ in Radio Ones ‘Sultan school of speechaa’, thru influence and help from Aashik. (Thanks bah Abdullah! Ab mai bhi Hyderbadi boltu bah! High class hindi sikhatha tumma!! Kaiku baath nahi karta tumma?)

·         Varun “Beans” Kaundinya- is visiting faculty in sahan’s kannada classes. he was also seen with a purple eye (was punched by a really tall gal it seems… “What the frock!!?”. Yes dude. I’ll brutally beat you up and hang your body upside down in the gals loo…. It wont even luk suspicious!!)

·         Anand “Yemmay” MS-  is bigee establishing quiz clubs and speech forums. Sooo busy, he fails to notice Nitin in the sly shadows, waiting to club him…. Look Out! MS! He’s behind you!! Ouch!

·         Samarth Agarwal- He uses all his engineering and basketball skills to build a mobile phone that’s invisible to teachers (“It’s boring!”!!- quite a scandal tht was!). and yeah, he turns vegan now, doesn’t eat mosquitoes, only fruit salads.

·         Sumit “from assam” Agarwal- MISSING-MISSING-MISSING- Fair boy, 5’8”, Skinny build, Pointy Hair (aich!). if anyone sees this boy, pls report to hostel warden. Reward- one week’s worth of coffee at Nescafe :D

·         Shubham “Gattu” Hurket- Ow. He’s in ISE na… hmm… you must be staring at Ms. Vijaykala now! Lolz!! I miss her!

Now for Nautanki <3… just existing….

·         I, me, myselph- stop yelling “nautankeeeeee” wen it comes to gr8 ideas. The other team members, to be safe from my hands while I’m talking, tie my hands and tape my mouth… mmph… mppphhh!!!

·         Ajit “Ajeebhai!” Jain- he replaces Aishwarya Rai for a famous Hair care brand! With that Silky hair of yours… “You’re Worth It!”

·         Soushna “Matha” Bagchi- this “Bond Bong Girl” opens acting classes for the 1sht year children. Two kids have been reported to faint out of fear and temporary deafness.

·         Varun “KJo” Gupta- Elopes with Ashwin. was last seen at PES bus stand, doing “choochi-wuchchi”. Soushna’s Pink duppatta is missing... Also he wins Ms. Bangalore Times contest :P

·         Thyba “Tiger” Khan- “ Showstopper” of Nautanki. Akshatha and she have opened salsa classes for drop outs from soush’s class! (Samaay is a visiting faculty!)

·         Samaay “Cool-Dude” Mangalgiri- “Thyba. Thyeebaaa. THYEEEEEBBBBAAAAAA!!!!! Come here THYBAAAA- *censored-censored-censored*)

·         Agrim ”Angry Boy” Banerjee- has been given “lifetime achievement award” at VTU fest for his anger outbursts!

·         Niranjan Mukherjee- “Oh Mighty Lord! Oh Draconian Devil! Oh…..” (the rest of the speech cannot be typed. You gotta HEAR it to get the essence of it). And we finally teach him the SRK’s Korbo Lorbo dance! Pains we take for frens I tell you!

·         Niranjan T Arya-this viscious script writer is arrested by PES guards for “whistling”.

·         Vineet- He’s eagerly waiting for IPL 6.0. he’s finalized the cast for the new spoof!

·         Shami “Kar Aayi”- She’s having nightmnares of the asylum play we did at VTU. And finds a 1^st year gal who other teammates nick-name ‘Shami-part-3’! (who was Sahmi part 2?)

Other Pes Praani’s- your turn

·         I,me,myseplh- is admitted to the nearest hospital on grounds of food poisoning in canteen…

·         Mohammed “Billu, Bilaalu” Bilal-  S&H dept has scrapped off CAD from syllabus. Now Bilal  conducts Drawing and Painting classes for 1sht year childrensss. PES security gurads, Nescafe and Canteen walllas attend on ‘Reservation Quota’.

·         Bharat- Continues teaching mech stuff to kuki and me, although we see stars and hav absolutely no clue of wat he’s saying.

·         Priyanka “Punk” Manchanda- the poor gals missing. Was last seen on her Dio, brakes failed…. (We gotta discuss about the ‘common boys’)

·         Arkal Arjun Rao- has gone into hiding coz he’s scared of me screaming death threats at him!!!

·         Akriti Kedia- has bought ‘27 dresses’- not cds. Real ones. She has dates labeled on dem as to what she’d wear wen….

·         Saumil Agrawal- Is still looking for a publisher for his book. ‘D Mediocre’ ;)  (C… m getting yo book attention J)

Finally, FINALLY Teachers ( I don’t hav any teachers on my frens list.But if Any of em asks- My account is Hacked. Ok?)

·         HoD- Her latesht line of Sarees and seeeraes are recognized and appreciated by ‘The Great Fashion House Of France’. Paris. (they appreciate the fact that she appreciates Wonders of the World on Her sari, Calling Appreciation from across all parts of the appreciated world)

·         Leena”Zero Crossing Detector”- She approaches Vivek TU for all doubts asked in class by Nikhita Kalibhat And me… (@Harshitha- did we name her Decade Resistor Box or CRO last time? And did she overhear us trying to speak abt Shenoy Sir in telugu or tamil??)

·         KR Savitri- She Still hates me for my existence. What haven’t I done to impress her?  Served hot-hot tea to blind kids from Samarthanam, COMPLETED CS RECORDS( Dude! Thtas lotta work!), Kept quiet during her lectures in Lab, “Pleeshh. Pleesh. I mean you no harm! Undershtoood??”

·         Rekha- She avoids lifts and takes the stairs. Reason- “Bipasha Basu says so in her Ad. Fitness….”. (Varun Gupta, Pradyut Pratik and I know wat the REAL reason is….Sob Sob!)

·         RGB- to Akshatha’s horror, is AGAIn appointed EWD head. *looks for a place to bang her head*

·         Dr. SHL” Gyrator”- is impressed by how much weight he lost by walking around the class soo fasht! “So… what I yam trying to establish he(a)re iiis… th(y)at the establishment of the statement henceforth is imp(a)rtent for …..” (rest is subdued by the snoring and realms of deep sleep). And for the record- I DON’T WANT TO BE YO SAP!!

·         Dr. HNS- Error- File missing----Try searching the disk label: CMRIT (“Shut yo tr**, tuck yo tails into yo a***”) (Nidhi…. You really miss him don’t you?? :\)( @all- he was the greatest teacher I’ve ever met. Not joking. Brilliantesht mathematician. Besht Besht Sir!!)

·         PM- Bachaoooo!! The dude’s hell bent on coming to the other lab batches and doing ‘Samoohik Balatkar’ through VIVA. Sir! Hum Aapko Dhang ka jawab denge. Not to worry. Par aap dhang ka sawal tho poocho bhai!!

·         Ms. Sahana- She’s seen haunting the aisles of the new library hunting for the perfect book to mug up an answer to a question I’d asked “Whats a gyrator ma’am?” ”hrbbggghbhhh…. blah blah blah” (This ones a dedication to my ‘Louve’)(I cudve posted more on her but my blog space is limited! DANG!!)

·         Ms. (Wig)geetha- last year we saw her with white hair as opposed to black hair in the last-last year. This year, she dyes her hair pink! (What ya Prateek? So much influence eh?!  Lady GeeGee…)

And other PES Vastugalu:

·         Canteen prices soo high, now kids buy Toordal from outside and cook it in the chemistry lab.

·         Security guards now paid to sumne whistle for no reason

·         The OAT is now a monument. To sit there, we need to pay 5 rupees to the guards. (you cud see lover-names carved in those ancient stones)

·         The parking lot, now extended to hav PES buses parked there( they’r now Volvos. To pay bus fees, one of my frens pawned her jewellery…!)

If you get to read this, it means I’m grateful to you for reading the whole thing without falling asleep! :P

Lets just brace ourself for the ulitimate God-knows -what tht PEShIT has in store for us! Until next time (pray it aint

longer than this! ;))

And its a Score!! :D

Twenty years ago, the world was numb, and dull… today its preparing for a revolution… ME!!

Sounds egoistic don’t it? Well I figured out a little bit of ego will actually do us all good…!

From the past four years I’ve been hearing that “Your birthday this year is special!” (The Sweet 16,The Last kid year- 17,The Legally Adult-e-rated 18, The Last teen 19). Well, it’s the great End-of-a-decade-20!!  So here’s the jackpot question- Turning 20? Excited? Nervous? Dunno really… but it at least gives me a reason to write something on this cob-webbed-blog! Hmm… let’s see…

My mom keeps telling “Oh my, seems to me you were born yesterday… time flies!!”. Yes Mom! Just ‘yesterday’ I was a baby hardly a foot long, and today … err… never mind :D !

Every person would claim they had a different childhood? Well, me too :P. I was hardly this lil gal who liked Barbies and dolls… I liked playing hide and seek, jumping over compound walls and terraces, toy sword fighting with cousins… ah, those were the days J. Birthdays then meant choosing what clothes I’d wear, how I’d make my hair and the best part for me- choosing which candy to distribute at school! Lol!

And the hot shot question- early teens? You wouldn’t believe this but I hardly remember anything! Most gal friends around me  did have great fantasies about the usual prince-charming-on-a-white-horse-sweep-off-feet-blah blah…  mine was more of a great green Martian coming on a flying saucer which pulls me into that beam of light, so we cud go off to discover a new planet (Trust me, now it seems nerdy to me! :-P)(I think I still have that essay somewhere in my files). And oh! I am actually Lol-in at this: School Prefect!! Lmao!!

High School--- searching---- Error- file missing- Please check the File name and retry------(Keywords-   Pokémon, Dhanavantri Vana, SOS, Kerala, Pershanal diary, Friend fights, Incomplete workbooks(Julius Caesar and Total English!), SPORTS!!(yay!), dance competitions, life skills (Sultan-*swoon*), Crush(es), LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBB ,last bench masti!)

It was after all this that things began to get weee bit difficult. For everyone na? you choose what you want to become in life (‘Choose’ is an overstatement.  Its mostly taking what gets thrown at you). Options tho bahut hai boss, unka choice karna zaroori tha. But as they say, time heals best. And for that all we need is patience (The ONE thing in life that Shenoy horribly lacks….)

The introspection and the deep thought sessions and the…. pause… let’s not make this drama man- I just figured this out- being a big mouth, I earned a lotta frens, but being an observer, I saw that very few of these ppl are the ones I am actually meant to be with. There are some moments I am proud of… and Many many many more that I regret… terribly… some things to laugh at, some things that hurt bad… but these moments are what define me today. This Is a general thing, isn’t it?. And today there are things that bring out the very insecure person in me(yup, I am… very…). Well I’ve fought em b4, and I will fight em now!

Some part of me says I would have been a different person…. A very different individual. I’m sure all of you will agree that there are many things around that’ll pull us down.  Try to force us to do things their way. But at the end of the day, those who succumb will continue to remain  at the start. Those who fight, they’re the ones that’ll dodge the snakes, jump over ladders and reach the point 100- Winner! So the question again- Turning 20? Excited? Nervous? Blah blah?---- What the hell! Happy Birthday to me!! :-D

Man v/s Women... Debated for centuries...

Ahh... Long time since i got to this page eh...
I just happened to do some velli stuff... 3 hrs b4 my ECT Xams(trust me thats the most scariest subject in the rooms of telecomm...) (And i'm postin this 1 hr b4 the xam!). I came across a super write up about a topic which has been dragged on and on...(with gud intentiona of course). But this blog written by a Jain coll student is jus awesome!
Brilliant write up, by a brilliant writer and speaker, and of course a super cool friend, This ones by Ms. Arushi Chauhan (Copyrights Reserved):




In the holy bible the story of creation of the universe is actually very interesting. It continues with the story of creation of man. Incidentally god created man after his very own image. Man was said to be the highest of all beings. He was called Adam. After the creation of the universe the garden in Eden was created. Adam was left in charge of this and forbidden to eat the fruit of knowledge. After some time god realised that though god had made Adam the master of all beings, no one was fit enough to be his companion. In spite of being surrounded by numerous creatures he was alone. So god decided to create a suitable companion for him. He put Adam to deep sleep and created Eve from a rib of his chest. So where am I leading you with this bib logical reference?? Well you just have to wait and watch. Man was indeed the crown of creations but eve was created to be his suitable companion and not as a slave. She was created from his chest; many believe his heart, with an equal strength and ability. She wasn’t created from the dust of his feet and neither from his head. Woman was created by god to stand as a suitable companion and not be treated like dust at their feet or like crown on their heads. The bible continues with a long description of how eve was responsible for them to be banished from the Garden of Eden but that is not what I want to talk about. At least not right now.
History stands proof and as many men scoff over women being responsible for the most destructive wars that ever took place on the face of the earth i would just like to remind you that it wasn’t women who started these wars but the desire of men to possess them. Man continues to be foolish and irrational failing to look beyond a woman’s beauty and often make futile attempts to possess them.
Helen, of troy, a married Greek queen who elopes with the prince of troy and this leads to the fall of the Trojan empire that still after centuries fascinate people from all walks of life. The two empires did not fight for honour but fought because the grand price for the one who won was the most beautiful Helen. So how could she be responsible for it? Men cant simply blame it on her for being beautiful but yes the war can be blamed on men for being naive enough to loose lives for her beauty.
Then there is Cleopatra, an Egyptian queen who managed to enthral Julius Caesar by evenly matching up with his wisdom and knowledge of not only languages, cultures and countries but also about warfare. She was able to sign a peace treaty with him a feat that many kings failed to accomplish. After the death of Caesar it was Mark Antony’s turn to be captivated by her beauty and charm. All this eventually not only led to the fall of the Egyptian empire but also brought end to the golden age in the Roman Empire.
There are plenty of such women. In India we have had the likes of Jodha, Nur Jahan, and Indra Gandhi. On a lighter note, there is wonder woman, the super hero in hot pants that left all the male readers sweating, the Babe raider, a video game the boys simply love to play as the babe in it resembles the Lara Croft character and is pretty much made along the same lines. The game comes with its own perks as after she completes 1 level she just looses a piece her clothing. No prices for guessing what happens when 1 would clear the last level.
ALL HAIL WOMAN POWER!!! Yes that is what I had in mind when I originally began to write this speech but as I read about these women, right from the Greek Mythology, Roman empires, and empresses of the Mughal Empire to the Virgin Mary, Mother Teresa, or even Benazir Bhutto I realised that i was thinking on the wrong lines all along. I don’t have to prove the superiority of women on men or in society. There are things that only a woman can do but there are plenty others that they can’t. The reason why both continue to exist is not because it’s been so right from the time of Adam and eve but simply because the existence of 1 depends on the other. Of course it does so, on the surface but i mean it in a deeper sense and I’m talking about the many layers of interdependence as the reason behind this co existence. It is mutual interests and needs.
Yes, grandmother’s lap is divine, mother’s touch is warm, a prank on a sister fills you with joy and satisfaction, a female classmate gives you an reason to dream in the class and a girlfriend makes you feel loved and wanted but a grandfather imbibes you with wisdom, a father makes you strong enough to face the world, a brother stands by you when you face it, a male classmate annoys you and makes your college life memorable and well a boyfriend holds your hand just when you wanted someone too.
So let’s face it. Boys are physically stronger but when it comes to emotions it’s only the girls that mange to get through. Yes there are more boys in the IITs and IIMs than the girls but there are more girls in fashion institutes or nursing colleges. Not to forget there are more men in the prison than women. But as the ever charming heroes of all the famous Bollywood and Hollywood movies continue to die while saving the beautiful girls we would like to say “thanks but no thanks”. We can manage on our own too you just have to give us a chance and yes we need you just as much as we need are hearts to pump the blood and our lungs and kidneys to function properly and keep us alive.

Time-pass!! Sec K

1st year--- Ah! Good times...(Since now i am not in your class, I can safely do this without gettin murdered!!)

Here's what we could expect all most of the 'K SEC' blokes to do during the year 2009-2010-

Caution: No Offence, Any similiarities found to any person living or dead or absconding is 'purely intentional'.(Note the words "Finally", "may")

Starting with my very own friends and me,heres what to expect-
==Akshatha Shenoy- Gives up robbing Anusha's lunch and even makes up with Ms.Sangeeta Modi.

==Anusha Kulkarni- has forgotten her way to the library because of extensive-compulsive-study-problems!!!

==Akriti Kedia- repeats her clothes like once in a ...er...urm...semester...
==Prateek Raj- Grows Taller,Stronger and Sharper!!! and Stops daydreaming about Miss M.N...(dude! shes graduating now!)

==Priyanka Manchanda- stops calling Akshatha her Lucky Charm!!

==Shonali- Starts liking the song "Tandoori Nights"! lol!

==Sahana- Gives Akshatha Kannada tutions and accompanies her in Kannada Essays to Sumit, Samarth, Shubham, Prateek...

==Yatish- Puts on wieght...

==Anand- Puts off weight!! lol... finally comes out of shock of being attacked by Nitin in EC lab!!

==Shubham- Looks at the lecturer with both his eyes and a closed mouth!

==Samarth- (mosquito baba!!) stops drooling in class, starts off with basketball coaching for the whole of K section!

==Saumil- Inaugrates "d Mediocre" at Freshers day party at club FUSION!!( and is sick of scoring well-pun intended ;) )

==Sumit Agarwal- FINALLY starts talking(And so does Sam!)

==Rishika- now resistant...er..immune to 220Volts, 50Hz...

==Varun Kaundinya- ???????

==Varun VK- Brand Ambassador for the PES Eclat-No smoking Campaign

==Vivek TU-has taken up a part time job as assistant lecturer to HNS...



And now.. with all due respect to the teachers-
==Nag Sundari- Finally, FINALLY gets rid of her snake skin sarees and stops saying OK?("Ow-Gay??")

==Shabbir- becomes the "Complan Man" and is now visible to the last benchers..??..

==Anupama- was last seen at the ISE HOD's office, writing basic algorithms "five-five times"

==Miss MG (Wig)Geetha (Superb Math professor.. No jokes there..)- finds solace in Dabur Amla..

==Manjunath- All i can say is this- "If you have a gal, Leave her...!!!" LMAO!

==Ms. Sangeetha Modi- She finally, FINALLY smailes at Akshatha!! O God!! *sniff*!!...She does'nt hate me!! *Sob*!!

==Nag Bhushan- Was he even there? If yes, someone please post on him too...(Shucks! I forgot all his super-english quotes!)


Now, we have a go at the campus-
==PES Canteen- STUPIDD place, I'm going to Adigas!

==PES main entrance- Volvo-rickshaws have been arranged to help students and teachers avoid the 60` incline!

==The OAT is being renovated by the Archeological Dept of India- they want to keep this ancient adda in better condition.

==The new F-Block is renovated again with one whole wing dedicated to elevators!! (To help out Ms.Akriti Kedia!!)

==Last but not the very least- THE SECURITY GUARDS- they've forgotten totally about the ID cards, now they're paid to make sure students were N-95 masks to avert swine flu!!



So, now tht we in TELECOMM, lets all face the HNS BRIGADE with faith, courage EXCELLENCE, SERVICE and PERSISTENCE(or perseverance or wateva our motto shit says...) Amen!

Vacations '09

August 14th already?Thank God!
Can't believe I was eagerly waiting for the hols by May-end.But now I'm done with staring at the TV, cleaning dog pee and facebooking(not to mention go for no brainer movies!)

But I am not saying that these were holidays not well spent-Uh huh! Fun times here and there-Heres reminiscing them-Vacation 09...

>>The first thing that gets on my mind is the small trip to the small town of Sagar. Not a great holiday spot- we mostly visited temples and long lost relatives(with a plastic smile...X-P). But what amazed me the most was the green wilderness and the closeness to Nature.(Now..now.. I ain't gettin emotional-Being a Bangalorean teaches me to appreciate such stuff). One day out on the streets of Sagar, you'll see-A mother walking her kids to the temple... cows...old men playing traditional shatranj...farmers...cows... flower vendors...cows...cows..etc... Possibly the only hour i sat mum was the drive from Sagar to Eekkare-an old temple-fort.I'll never forget the wild greens passing our Honda City nor the cool air blowing at my travel-sick face. I LOVE TREES- YAY!!

>>Horlicks Wizkids '09- Ahh! Good times! the best part of vacation. How can i miss a chance to meet Sultan(Schoolmates would get the point here! ;) )
Roamed the streets of Vijaynagar and Mysore road on my once-brand-new-Aviator, (Shucks! These places have super A-grade schools X-P) to promote the school fest. On 8th and 9th July, we volunteered for the event. Wearing jatang orange tees and running around stupid kids was our job! nevertheless- had a BLAST on 9th July- my bday! Thanks loads to Sultan, Nakul, Lucky,Kiran (for making me run to Reception for no reason! ), Bavishya, 2xMeghna, Kalpana,(from here on I'm just trying to remember names...) Akshay, Rebecca... Special Thanks to my bestesht buddy Anusha!
[Can't forget the birthday bumps by all 35 volunteers as a bonus for screwing the event...!Ouch!]

>>Coming to the love of my vacations(Few people should know the irony here...)-My DOG-named after the great and faithful house-elf-Dobby. This black lab is possibly the only creature in my house that has the liberty of dirtying the place AND go unscathed. My day begins with de-pooping the house. The joke around is that Dobby's faithfulness lies in the hands of the person, who has food in his other hand. Damage so far-Two torn jeans( :'( ), tee stinking of pee, a nearly bitten right ear...etc.



C.U.T.E!!!

>>Also gotta mention about the reunion of class X C. Never thought it was possible at all! whats more? i thought 5-6 people may turn up but we had 15 people chatting over pizza! Was amazing meeting school buddies after 3 years. Thanks Spoo, Rekha, Manit, Nakey, Roller,AP,Poo, NJ,Abhi for helping me out there...


As for movies watched-HP6(Bless David Yates for doing atleast ONE good Harry Potter movie..HP3 remains my fav though..).
Iceage 3(Awesome movie, superb animations and hilarious scenes!)
LAK(The No-Brainer) etc etc...

Thats all for now folks. Any updates on the one-odd week of vacations and this is the place to be! Ciao!

I Am...Blah BLah Blah...

I AM....
Not a great writer- have never been one…

Not a complete nerd- never been able to tackle Math for ever…
Not an outstanding painter-colors hate me…
Not good at sports- my broken bones tell the story…
Who am I??

That’s the question…a typical teenager victimized by peer pressure, parental and academical pressure. In other words I am creature trying to cope up with the traumatizing process of evolution of ‘Gen Y’. (“Any retrogressive evolutionary changes have been at the most discarded by Nature” – says my 11th grade zoology text book) After nine years, 15 days of agonizing yet fun teenage life(add a ten and u hav ma age), I have come to a conclusion- you really need to be good at living it with an attitude, calm, style and a deep pocket with no holes in it. I am told to be responsible and behave like an adult when it’s about my room and sibling. At the same time I am deprived of the pleasures of a driving license, a cell phone and an I-pod, reasons being that I am still A KID. I have been twisted and contorted into a stranger without an intention and yet I try to introspect as to who exactly I would have been if life was “normal”.

This is just an attempt to blog... So don't get bored yet... I promise ill get better!!